
Wayne Wayneson is a multi-platinum, grammy award winning, country-rock superstar known for his infectious hits ‘Rock Hard’, ‘Little Man’ and ‘It’s Okay to be Soft’
Once a worshipped beacon of musical-masculinity for people across the universe. Wayne is now a toxic blend of arrogance and excess, dripping in cheap whiskey.
Rumour has it that Wayne Wayneson has been rocking too hard recently…
Perhaps his ego has grown too big for his cowboy boots? Or maybe his talent is too big for his jeans?
It is only a mother’s wrath that could discipline a deity as powerful as Wayneson.
Wayne’s mom must confiscate his most prized possession, the source of his Godly Rock power; His Manhood
When a star falls from the heavens it really hits harder before your eyes.
Character created and performed by: Coral Bevan
Written By: Ricky Hunt, Coral Bevan and David Alwyn
Directed by: Ricky Hunt
Fresh off the successful run of their five star, sell-out show “Fisherman Jon: ‘What’s on the End of My Rod”
Coral Bevan, Ricky Hunt and David Alwyn go West-end with a show inspired by ancient myth and legend of old. This show invites you to a world of gods and fantasies, exploring what it truly means to be a Man, to be a God, to be Rock Hard.



Asparagus Mousse presents:
Wayne Wayneson’s Rock Hard.


Wayne Wayneson - The Mockumentary
Currently in Production.
An Asparagus Mousse film.
Cast and creatives:
Executive/ Creative Producer: Coral Bevan
Producer: Hannah Ford & Coral Bevan
Director: Ben Hood and David Alwyn
Director of Photography: Jordan Rawi
Writers: Coral Bevan, David Alwyn, Ben Hood, Ryan Loftus, Ivy Corbin.
Editor: Jordan Rawi
Wayne Wayneson: Coral Bevan
Cliff Bingo: Ben Hood
George: Jordan Rawi
Grace: Hannah Ford
Greg: Willy Tea Taylor
More cast announcements to come…
Big thanks to “Dee’s Country bar” - my moustache is on its way to you…

Wayne Wayneson and the Whisky Kissers
A comedy, clown, drag king character Wayne Wayneson - is multi-platinum, Grammy-winning country-rock icon. Once the untouchable symbol of musical masculinity, Wayne became a relic of excess, stumbling through life fueled by cheap whiskey and outdated bravado. But he's got a plan: a comeback.
Enter Wayne Wayneson & The Whisky Kissers. A powerhouse band of seasoned musicians (who are all women in drag), embodying the swagger, ego, and grit of classic male country stars. Through electrifying performances, sharp satire, and original music, they channel the world of whiskey-soaked honky-tonks, heartbreak anthems, and absurd, over-the-top machismo.
Wayne Wayneson: Coral Bevan
Guitarist: Fiona Fey
Bassist: Leonie Evans
Drummer: Holly Sayer
Pedal Steel: Holly Carter
Violin and Banjo: Evie Hilyer-Ziegler
Concept and Character: Coral Bevan
Directors: Ricky Hunt and David Alwyn.
Costume: Sean Turner

